hum ho.

I’m guilty.  I have not been posting much.  Everything rolling around in my head has inevitably been quite serious and thought provoking.  I know from experience that’s not what you come here for.  You come here for the thoughts that provoke poopy jokes. I have had few poopy jokes lately.  Poop has become a serious business for me in fact.  I’m a tad concerned for my digestive health.  I feel it might be restitution from the colon gods who have had enough of my funny business.  They’ve come to seek revenge.  

This is me with my white flag.  I give.

I thought I’d make up for my blogging lack with a cool page of charts and graphs, telling the story of how my life has been going this week.  I suppose the fact that no one commented on it (besides you Jeff….thanks man) means that no one likes it.  Although, it could just be that the 30 people who read this, have also been reading Jim’s blog and you are all seriously unimpressed with my stupid circle graphs.  Or maybe you’ve just been catching up on Kelli’s blog and can’t seem to gather your composure after seeing such an adorable little display of adorableness.  But see…they both talk about poop too.  And just because I’ve never bothered to learn movie editing software or produce small humans doesn’t mean I don’t deserve some attention.  

Love me.

that’s better