Who Dis Be?

I am a mess.
Not like literally…meaning I take showers…but I also love sweat pants.
I’m well known at work as the girl who daily wears uncomfortable looking shoes.
I’m overly self critical much to the dismay of everyone who is forced to listen.
I cook like a 3 year old.
I bite my nails at least one quarter out of every year.
I wish I was more ethnic…meaning, I wish I had an authentic accent to match the one in my head.
I have gone to school….alot.
I have a fantastic temper.
I have 1704 different laughs.
I am married to small child who may very likely be trapped in a mans body.

Things I love:
my Savior
hulu.com
my husband
the city of st. charles
cheeseburgers that will inevitably be the end of me
the season of fall
good fitting jeans
tall shoes
Hooters (the restaurant not the physical attribute)
music that moves
well written anything
laughter
friends that induce laughter

Things I dislike intensely:
puppies that drench my carpet in drool and pee
reality tv that is based around unflattering behavior
car rattles
seasons of snow
when people allow their screaming children to ruin my one night away from  housework and unflattering reality tv
overt hypocrisy…

I’m out of things to say and I’m horribly distracted by whats on tv….so…..the end.